Jimmy Kimmel Nukes Trump’s Epstein Amnesia While Congress Grills Hillary for Sport & Mamdani Brings Donny a Participation Trophy

This week, Jimmy Kimmel didn’t just tell jokes — he conducted a full-scale demolition of political logic.

Because somehow, in the ongoing circus surrounding Jeffrey Epstein, the person sitting under the brightest lights was Hillary Clinton — a woman who has repeatedly stated she never met Epstein, never flew on his plane, never visited his island, and had no involvement in his crimes.

Result? Six hours under oath.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump — who publicly called Epstein “terrific,” whose past comments about Epstein liking women “on the younger side” are archived, and whose name appears in discussions surrounding Epstein — has not testified under oath.

And that’s where Kimmel sharpened the knife.

The core roast was simple and devastating:

If you never met the man, why are you testifying? If you publicly praised him, why are you not?

Clinton endured what looked less like oversight and more like a procedural marathon designed for optics. Six hours of questioning about someone she had no documented relationship with. It’s like being interrogated about a party you didn’t attend while the host refuses to enter the room.

Meanwhile, Trump remains oath-free.

Lawmakers argued that compelling a former president would be “unprecedented.” Which is interesting, because so is having a 34-count convicted felon serving as president while accountability tiptoes politely around him.

Then came the infamous Epstein birthday book drawing.

Trump insists he didn’t draw it.
He claims, “I don’t draw.”

This would land better if Sharpies weren’t practically part of his brand identity. The disputed sketch allegedly includes his signature and stylistic flair. Kimmel roasted the denial by highlighting the absurdity of claiming artistic innocence while your doodles exist in digital archives.

In other words:

Denying you draw while your drawings exist is not a defense strategy. It’s performance art.

And just when satire felt full, reports surfaced that certain Epstein-related records and photos disappeared from official databases. Gone. Deleted. Vanished.

Kimmel mocked what can only be described as The Great Digital Shrinking Act — because nothing inspires public trust like evidence developing selective invisibility.

But the week had a subplot.

Zohran Mamdani, New York’s mayor, visited Trump to discuss affordable housing. Instead of leading with zoning data, he presented a mock newspaper headline reading: “Trump to City: Let’s Build.”

The president’s smile said everything.

Complex housing reform? Debatable.
Seeing your name in bold print? Immediate diplomatic breakthrough.

Kimmel highlighted the absurd symmetry of it all:

• Hillary Clinton: six hours under oath about someone she never met.

• Donald Trump: zero hours under oath about someone he publicly praised.

• Epstein-related files: mysteriously shrinking.

• Oval Office negotiations: powered by headline flattery.

At this point, accountability isn’t blind.

It’s selective.

And Jimmy Kimmel didn’t invent the irony — he just put it under studio lights and let it roast until the hypocrisy sizzled loud enough for everyone to hear.