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Celebrity Satire
Harry and Meghan Reportedly Offer York Sisters Helpful Tips on Monetizing Royal Chaos

Harry and Meghan Reportedly Offer York Sisters Helpful ...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly encouraging Princess Beatrice and ...

Celebrity Satire
Prince Andrew Arrested, Meghan and Harry Suddenly Feeling ‘Extremely Unvalidated’ (Sources Say Otherwise)

Prince Andrew Arrested, Meghan and Harry Suddenly Feeli...

Prince Andrew’s arrest sends shockwaves through the palace — and insiders claim ...

Crisis & Conflict
Donald Trump Warns Iran ‘Time Is Running Out’ as Massive Armada of Democracy Enthusiasm Approaches

Donald Trump Warns Iran ‘Time Is Running Out’ as Massiv...

As U.S. forces surge into the Gulf, Donald Trump warns Iran to “come to the tabl...

Global Pulse
Donald Trump Prepares to Sell ‘Golden Age’ to Public Currently Rating Him 36%

Donald Trump Prepares to Sell ‘Golden Age’ to Public Cu...

With approval at 36% and independents at 26%, Donald Trump heads into his State ...

Global Pulse
Donald Trump’s Independent Voter Support Hits New Low Just in Time for the ‘Biggest Speech’

Donald Trump’s Independent Voter Support Hits New Low J...

Trump’s approval among independents drops to 26% ahead of the State of the Union...

POWER & POLITICS
US Women’s Hockey Team Politely Declines Donald Trump’s ‘Coolest Night’ Invite, Cites Actual Schedules

US Women’s Hockey Team Politely Declines Donald Trump’s...

The gold medal-winning US women’s hockey team declined Donald Trump’s State of t...

Power Moves
Donald Trump Won’t Blink on Tariffs — Mostly Because Blinking Suggests Doubt

Donald Trump Won’t Blink on Tariffs — Mostly Because Bl...

After the Supreme Court blocked his emergency tariff powers, Donald Trump is pro...

Global Pulse
Donald Trump Hosts Vietnam’s Tô Lâm at White House, Declares Everyone ‘Very Strategic’ and ‘Very Prosperous’

Donald Trump Hosts Vietnam’s Tô Lâm at White House, Dec...

Vietnam’s Communist Party chief Tô Lâm met Donald Trump at the White House to di...

Celebrity Satire
Donald Trump Discovers ‘Bro Culture’ Has a Mute Button After Super Bowl and Meme Misfires

Donald Trump Discovers ‘Bro Culture’ Has a Mute Button ...

After attacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance and sharing controversial soc...

Power & Parody
Donald Trump Announces ‘Triumphal Arch’ Construction in 2 Months, Assures Nation It Will Be Loved More Than Ballroom

Donald Trump Announces ‘Triumphal Arch’ Construction in...

Critics question cost and authority, but Donald Trump says construction of his T...

Global Pulse
Donald Trump Returns to Iowa to Celebrate Economy, Corn, and His ‘One Big, Beautiful Bill’ (Again)

Donald Trump Returns to Iowa to Celebrate Economy, Corn...

Protesters gathered outside, but inside Iowa’s Horizon Events Center, Donald Tru...

Global Pulse
Donald Trump Declares Largest Tax Refund Season in History, Democrats Apparently Allergic to Bigger Checks

Donald Trump Declares Largest Tax Refund Season in Hist...

Democrats opposed it, but Trump’s Working Families Tax Cuts Act is projected to ...

Power & Parody
Donald Trump Sues  Government, Awaits Multi-Billion Dollar Refund From Himself

Donald Trump Sues Government, Awaits Multi-Billion Dol...

Donald Trump is seeking hundreds of millions — potentially billions — from the U...

POWER & POLITICS
Epstein Files Name-Drop Donald Trump’s Inner Circle, Everyone Suddenly Develops Amnesia

Epstein Files Name-Drop Donald Trump’s Inner Circle, Ev...

New Epstein files reveal years of interactions between Jeffrey Epstein and key m...

Power & Parody
Republicans Quietly Misplace Confidence in Donald Trump as Approval Slides to 37%

Republicans Quietly Misplace Confidence in Donald Trump...

Trump’s approval falls to 37% as fewer Republicans say they back his policies an...

Power Moves
Donald Trump Taps Kevin Warsh for Fed Chair, Promises ‘Maybe the Best’ Central Banker Ever

Donald Trump Taps Kevin Warsh for Fed Chair, Promises ‘...

After years of criticizing Jerome Powell, Donald Trump nominates Kevin Warsh to ...