Tag: Donald Trump

Power & Parody
Mar-a-Lago Security Confirms 1.30am Is Still Not Visiting Hours

Mar-a-Lago Security Confirms 1.30am Is Still Not Visiti...

An armed 21-year-old man was shot dead by Secret Service agents after breaching ...

Power Moves
Greenland Declared Medically Unwell As Trump Dispatches ‘Great’ Hospital Boat And Strategic Interest

Greenland Declared Medically Unwell As Trump Dispatches...

Greenland receives notice that a “great” U.S. hospital boat is on the way as Tru...

Power & Parody
Justice Department Building Briefly Mistaken For Campaign Headquarters After Trump Banner Installation

Justice Department Building Briefly Mistaken For Campai...

A massive “Make America Safe Again” banner featuring Donald Trump now hangs on t...

Power Moves
Trump ‘Curious’ Why Iran Hasn’t Capitulated After Two Aircraft Carriers And Deadline

Trump ‘Curious’ Why Iran Hasn’t Capitulated After Two A...

Iran declines to “capitulate” despite US military buildup and a 15-day deadline,...

Power & Parody
White House Accidentally Implements 900-Page Plan It ‘Never Heard Of’

White House Accidentally Implements 900-Page Plan It ‘N...

After distancing himself from Project 2025, Trump’s second term mirrors more tha...

Power & Parody
Nation Briefly Considers Whether Everything Should Also Be Named Trump

Nation Briefly Considers Whether Everything Should Also...

Mount Rushmore, a $3.7bn stadium and even newborn savings accounts find themselv...

Power Moves
Supreme Court Limits Tariffs; Trump Finds Different Button, Raises Them To 15%

Supreme Court Limits Tariffs; Trump Finds Different But...

The Supreme Court curbs Trump’s tariff authority, prompting the president to cal...

Power & Parody
Greenland Informed It Is Sick As Trump Dispatches ‘Great Hospital Boat’ Across Atlantic

Greenland Informed It Is Sick As Trump Dispatches ‘Grea...

Greenland is declared in need of medical rescue as Trump announces a “great hosp...

Power & Parody
Epstein Survivors Advised To Smile More As Trump Rebrands Oval Office Exchange

Epstein Survivors Advised To Smile More As Trump Rebran...

Epstein abuse survivors are told to “move on” as Trump clashes with CNN’s Kaitla...

Power Moves
Allies Form Support Group After Discovering ‘Deal With Trump’ Is Ongoing Subscription

Allies Form Support Group After Discovering ‘Deal With ...

US allies quietly reduce reliance on American trade and the dollar after repeate...

Power & Parody
Canada Briefly Celebrates Trump's Tariff Reversal Before Remembering 15% Still Exists

Canada Briefly Celebrates Trump's Tariff Reversal Befor...

Canada’s celebration fades as Trump replaces struck-down tariffs with a new 15% ...

Power Moves
Trade Deficit Hits $1.2 Trillion As Supreme Court Adjusts Trump’s Tariff Settings

Trade Deficit Hits $1.2 Trillion As Supreme Court Adjus...

The trade deficit climbs to $1.2 trillion as the Supreme Court curbs Trump’s tar...

BEHIND THE CURTAIN
East Wing Thanks Nation For Its Service As Trump Appointees Approve Ballroom Larger Than White House

East Wing Thanks Nation For Its Service As Trump Appoin...

The East Wing officially makes room as Trump appointees approve a ballroom large...

Voices & Change
Pentagon Requests Fewer Moral Settings As Anthropic Politely Disagrees With Trump-Era AI Vision

Pentagon Requests Fewer Moral Settings As Anthropic Pol...

Pentagon officials clash with AI start-up Anthropic over limits on military use ...

Power Moves
U.S. Dollar Informed It’s Outdated As Trump Family Unveils ‘Upgraded’ Version At Mar-a-Lago

U.S. Dollar Informed It’s Outdated As Trump Family Unve...

The U.S. dollar, unchanged since 1792, is reportedly due for an upgrade as the T...

Power Moves
United Nations Asked To ‘Get On The Ball’ As Trump Assembles Board Of Peace To Do It Better

United Nations Asked To ‘Get On The Ball’ As Trump Asse...

The United Nations finds itself gently sidelined as Trump convenes the first mee...